You might be a hardcore Twitter user if

You might be a hardcore Twitter user if:

you look at 2000 followers as "getting started"
you think 5,000 tweets was a long time ago
you’ve ever tweeted with people in the same room as you (conferences don’t count)
you’ve considered unfollowing your partner because "they don’t post enough useful stuff"
you’ve ever spent 24 consecutive hours tweeting
you’ve ever tweeted BEFORE calling 911 when witnessing an emergency
you use 4 or more different twitter clients on the same computer
you’ve tweeted while: parachuting, swimming, skating, spelunking, etc…
you recognize when someone is back to Twitter, because "hey, that person is tweeting again!"
you miss your Twitter friends after an hour offline
you’ve ever attended multiple Tweet-ups in the same week
your Twitter withdrawal symptoms, on those rare occasions when they do happen, only take a few minutes to appear
you post a question on Twitter and get 500 responses within minutes in 3 different languages
you think the definitions on the sidebar of Twitter.com looked better at the top of the column rather than the bottom, and you tweet about your opinion
you’ve ever written your own Twitter client because the ones you use "don’t work right."
you automatically add hashtags to everything you say in real life (at least in your head)