In the spirit of a story Ernest Hemmingway probably never wrote, I was going to offer this as my six word story for #etmooc.
"For sale: Master’s degree, never used."
Unfortunately, it seems that this particular short story has been thought of before. It’s also worth noting that this particular piece of fiction does not accurately describe my life. So I went back to the drawing board and came up with this:
"Student died in math. Nobody noticed."
This is obviously fictional, but it better describes what has become my life’s work to avoid happening to students.