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Zexx Dies Stupidly
POV: Balboa
Log Rating: 0.8572
Zexx rip
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f0fs24 cf0 Zexx tells you 'Wanna die?'
Zexx tells you 'YOu tracking me?'
You tell Zexx 'maybe'
596H 93V 13867100X 338C Exits:NESW>
Zexx flies in from the south.
596H 93V 13867100X 338C Exits:NESW>
Zexx focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
611H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW>
Zexx flies in from the east.
611H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> You crash into Zexx in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
611H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
You miss Zexx with your slash.
Zexx slowly fades into existence.
Zexx crushes YOU very hard.
600H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
600H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
600H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
600H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
600H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard slashes Zexx extremely hard.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard misses Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
You slash Zexx extremely hard.
Zexx crushes YOU hard.
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW> You try to bash Zexx, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard looks at Zexx and yells 'There's the scoundrel!'
590H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard misses Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard misses Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard misses Zexx with his slash.
A Kalaman gateguard massacres Zexx with his slash.
You slash Zexx extremely hard.
Zexx crushes YOU very hard.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Awful] Exits:EW>
Zexx stands up.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Awful] Exits:EW>
Zexx panics, and attempts to flee.
Zexx flies west.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW>
Piq flies in from the west.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW>
Piq flies east.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> What are you trying to get from?
576H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> You stand up.
576H 114V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> Outside the Western Gates of Kalaman
To the east stand thick wooden gates reinforced with iron bars. Large
wooden walls rise up beside either side of the gate and block your view of
Kalaman. Above the gate you can see Solamnic Knights on patrol on the
battlements. Off to the west you can see a trail leading through the
fields.
Lord Zexx Fable, Brother in Arms, Brother at War is standing here. (flying)
576H 113V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> You crash into Zexx in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
576H 113V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Awful] Exits:EW>
You slash Zexx extremely hard.
Zexx crushes YOU hard.
567H 113V 13867100X 338C [Me:V.Good] [Zexx:Awful] Exits:EW>
You massacre Zexx with your slash.
You receive 0 experience.
Zexx is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Zexx echoes from somewhere nearby...
567H 113V 13867100X 338C Exits:EW> You get a carved jade sphere from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a hammer of the Rose from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a vine belt from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a furry white cloak from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a small diamond shield from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a pair of obsidian bracers from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a pair of blue shoes from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a pair of Solamnic greaves from the corpse of Zexx.
You get the wings of a silver serpent from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a holy insignia of Paladine from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a blood red cape from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a ring of carved bone from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a ring of carved nephrite from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Zexx.
There were 1394 coins.
You get a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a potion of returning from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a blackened steel shortsword from the corpse of Zexx.
You get a heavily-scratched iron shield from the corpse of Zexx.
Boots : You can't carry that many items.
Spear : You can't carry that many items.
Shard : You can't carry that many items.
Lantern : You can't carry that many items.
Spear : You can't carry that many items.
Gloves : You can't carry that many items.
Cape : You can't carry that many items.
Ball : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Keg : You can't carry that many items.
Chest : You can't carry that many items.
567H 113V 13867100X 1732C Exits:EW> Outside the Western Gates of Kalaman
To the east stand thick wooden gates reinforced with iron bars. Large
wooden walls rise up beside either side of the gate and block your view of
Kalaman. Above the gate you can see Solamnic Knights on patrol on the
battlements. Off to the west you can see a trail leading through the
fields.
The corpse of Zexx is lying here.
567H 113V 13867100X 1732C Exits:EW>
Zexx tells you 'WTF'}