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POV: Sarah and Zoros

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The Story begins, Sarah Meddaugh, Hunted Dragonpig is peacefully looking for a teleport book for one of the baby Mavlad's from the orphanage when she is assaulted in Irc!

You get a codex of arcane lore from the corpse of Zegyk.
You get a key shaped like a maple leaf from the corpse of Zegyk.
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of Zegyk.
There were 56 coins.

<Emperor_Corey> justine's head is big enough for 2 headworns
<Tyler|> justine go back to pretending to be a girl
<Tyler|> people liked you more that way

Tiring of lame insults, He decides to take action.

n

Your blood freezes as you hear someone's death cry.

213H 110V 1949C Mem:2 Exits:N> Within the Wendle Woods
The passage is blocked to all sides save the east by massive trees
growing high into the sky. Massive trunks of oak and maple form an
impressive barrier, leaving only the east as possible means of escape from
the forest. A giant oak tree has died to the south, its once royal form now
withering into decay as the forest reclaims its husk.
The corpse of a wapiti is lying here. [2]
The corpse of a growling hyena is lying here. [2]
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
Ke the Male Minotaur is standing here. (flying)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.

213H 108V 1949C Mem:2 Exits:E> c 'gli'
You utter the words, 'glitterdust'
You sweep your hands, and glittering particles of dust fill the air.
A fine silver dragon is covered with glittering dust.
A fine silver dragon is covered with glittering dust.
A fine silver dragon is covered with glittering dust.
A fine silver dragon is blinded by the glitterdust in the air.
A fine silver dragon is covered with glittering dust.
A fine silver dragon is blinded by the glitterdust in the air.
Ke is covered with glittering dust.

213H 108V 1949C Mem:3 Exits:E> c 'tele' zardonna
You utter the words, 'teleport'
You disappear in a puff of smoke!

Figuring the Hostility to be over, he continues to search for Books for the Baby Mavlads, and is later Assaulted by the Fiendish Ke and his Dragon Hordes.

The Tollhouse
This small stone building stands at the junction of the roads from
Palanthas to the west, Kalaman to the east, and Solanthus to the south. A
road leads north to the gates of the City of Vingaard, and east to the main
keep atop the hill. Inside the tollhouse there are some long benches for
those waiting to meet with the tax collector, who sits behind the large
table toward the back. Behind this table is a large safe mounted in the
wall, storing the collected taxes waiting to be added to the city's
coffers. A small staircase leads up to a small hatch in the ceiling.
Travelers wishing to pass must pay the toll, then head west to Palanthas,
north through the city and east to Kalaman, or south toward the Newsea.
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
Her dragonfly wings flapping lightly, a beautiful woman is here.
(flying) Anastasia, Lost Soul Princess is stretched out on a wooden bench.
Tallon the Male Gnome is standing here. (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.

273H 139V 1949C Mem:2 Exits:NESW(U)> s
Nearing the City of Vingaard
The road here passes through some large fields of grain, a sign that a
large city is nearby. Looking westward, the towers of Vingaard Keep are
visible perched atop a hill with the city's walls nearby. The road
continues north to a junction of roads from other parts of the continent
and a small tollhouse that stands watch over the intersection. To the
south, the road crosses the Vingaard River via a ford in the river.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine silver dragon is standing here, carrying Ke.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.

273H 137V 1949C Mem:2 Exits:NESW>
Ke issues the order 'kic sarah'.
You feel ribs crack as you are kicked in the chest by a fine silver dragon.
You dodge out of the way of a fine silver dragon's mistargeted kick.
A fine silver dragon kicks you in the face, breaking teeth and bone. Blood flies as your head is ro
cked back.
Ke carefully slides off the massive back of a young silver dragon.
A fine silver dragon tries to sweep your legs, but you avoid the attack.
Ke focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'web'.
Ke shoots webs at you but narrowly misses!

251H 137V 1949C [Me:V.Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:2 Exits:NESW> s
You can't do that while fighting.

251H 137V 1949C [Me:V.Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:2 Exits:NESW>
A fine silver dragon claws YOU very hard.
A fine silver dragon slashes YOU very hard.
A fine silver dragon claws YOU very hard.
A fine silver dragon slashes YOU hard.
You miss a fine silver dragon with your bludgeon.

205H 137V 1949C [Me:Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:2 Exits:NESW> recite recall
You stop using a large first-aid kit.
You grab a glowing scroll of recall.
You recite a glowing scroll of recall which dissolves.
The Reception

Seeing no Purpose in Fighting alone, he Flees, and listens to the Trashtalk.

[21:57] <Emperor_Corey> don't fuck with me

Again tiring of Loserish Actions, he decides to fight.
After assembling to fight, a little wandering in town reveals the fiendish Ke.

Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. Some other
notable sites are the Temple of Kalaman, which is just to the north of
Market Street, and Lord Calof's mansion to the south. Directly to the
south, you see a magic shop of strange and interesting artifacts.
A small pigmy-like creature stands here.
Zoros is standing here. (flying)
A gargoyle is standing here.

243H 73V 2051C Mem:5 Exits:NESW> w
#TICK
A gargoyle arrives from the east.
Zoros flies in from the east.
A pech arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. A small path
to the north will take you to the Temple of Kalaman, while to the south you
see a small building with a sign above the door.
A small pigmy-like creature stands here.
Zoros is standing here. (flying)
A gargoyle is standing here.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
A fine young silver dragon stands quietly here.
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.
# $hunt is now set to {0} [local]
c 'l b' Ke
# {pk} now aliases {c 'l b' Ke} in [default] group
Ke the Male Minotaur is standing here. (flying)
. . . is outlined with a glittery dust.

243H 72V 2051C Mem:5 Exits:NESW> w
Ke issues the order 'kic sarah'.
You feel ribs crack as you are kicked in the chest by a fine silver dragon.
A fine silver dragon kicks you in the face, breaking teeth and bone. Blood flies as your head is ro
cked back.
You feel ribs crack as you are kicked in the chest by a fine silver dragon.
You feel ribs crack as you are kicked in the chest by a fine silver dragon.
You utter the words, 'lightning bolt'
The lightning bolt hits Ke with full impact.
Ke focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'web'.<-- This should be your choice of spells
Ke shoots webs at you but narrowly misses! <-- Against mages 10 levels above you

217H 72V 2051C [Me:Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Zoros gives a pech an order.
A pech hits Ke extremely hard.

217H 72V 2051C [Me:Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
Zoros focuses harshly on Ke and utters the words, 'force bolt'.
Brains splatter on you as Zoros's force bolt shatters Ke's skull.
You receive 0 experience.
Ke is dead! R.I.P.

217H 72V 2051C [Me:Good] [a fine silver dragon:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:NESW>
The death cry of Ke echoes from somewhere nearby...
A fine silver dragon stops following Ke.
Having no master, a fine silver dragon wanders home.
A fine silver dragon stops following Ke.
Having no master, a fine silver dragon wanders home.
A fine silver dragon stops following Ke.
Having no master, a fine silver dragon wanders home.
A fine silver dragon stops following Ke.
Having no master, a fine silver dragon wanders home.

217H 72V 2051C Mem:5 Exits:NESW> A gargoyle arrives from the east.
Zoros flies in from the east.
A pech arrives from the east.
Market Street West
This is the busy market street, filled with people, shops and stands.
People from all over Krynn come to this town for trade and other business.
The town square is not to far to the east through the crowd. Some other
notable sites are the Temple of Kalaman, which is just to the north of
Market Street, and Lord Calof's mansion to the south.
A small pigmy-like creature stands here.
Zoros is standing here. (flying)
A gargoyle is standing here.
A street cleaner is walking about, cleaning up the trash.
A tired traveller is looking around for the town's inn.

Unfortunately for the Fiendish Ke, the fight was over before it started.

Now, for those of you who missed it, a Second View!


259H 61V 14619367X 0C Exits:NESW>
Ke issues the order 'kic sarah'.
A fine silver dragon delivers a quick snap kick to Sarah. Sarah staggers and
tries to recover.
A fine silver dragon delivers a vicious kick to Sarah's face. Blood flies as her
head snaps back.
A fine silver dragon delivers a quick snap kick to Sarah. Sarah staggers and
tries to recover.
A fine silver dragon delivers a quick snap kick to Sarah. Sarah staggers and
tries to recover.
Sarah focuses harshly on Ke and utters the words, 'lightning bolt'.
Ke wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by Sarah.
Ke focuses harshly on Sarah and utters the words, 'web'.

259H 61V 14619367X 0C Exits:NESW> x
A pech hits Ke extremely hard.

259H 61V 14619367X 0C Exits:NESW> You utter the words, 'force bolt'
Your force bolt shatters Ke's skull into lifeless goo.
You receive 0 experience.
Ke is dead! R.I.P.


KLOOT!

You get a copper minotaur nose ring from the corpse of Ke.
You get a pretty pink satin gown from the corpse of Ke.
You get a small ring of energy from the corpse of Ke.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Ke.
There were 3908 coins.
You get a putrid potion from the corpse of Ke.
You get a putrid potion from the corpse of Ke.
You get a putrid potion from the corpse of Ke.
You get a putrid potion from the corpse of Ke.
You get a large first-aid kit from the corpse of Ke.
You get a loaf of elven waybread from the corpse of Ke.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Ke.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Ke.
You get a small bag of spice from the corpse of Ke.
You get some cracked amber from the corpse of Ke.
You get a hooded lantern from the corpse of Ke.
You get a complimentary stable note from the corpse of Ke.

Zoros gets a huge minotaur tessto from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets a camel pack from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets a woolly rhinoceros horn from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets an ashen stone from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets a heavy cloak from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets a small bag from the corpse of Ke.
Zoros gets a small wooden chest from the corpse of Ke.

Zoros tells your group 'escape run hide!@'

Later on, more Trashtalk...

Driik tells you 'pussying out now?'
You tell Driik 'As i've said so many times before'
You tell Driik 'I don't speak corpse'

Threatening Poor Zoros...
Driik tells you 'if you know what's good for you, you will tell me where he is now'
You tell Driik 'he rented'
Driik tells you 'he's on'
Driik tells you 'tell me now'
You tell Driik 'okay he is ddoing soth please don't hurt me'

Irvine shouts 'Two douschebags, one mud, one fight only! Only one will live to reign the mud, WATCH ON PAY PER VIEW THIS FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT! $29.99 CALL 1-800-PPVIEWXXX OR ORDER NOW ONLINE WWW.SUFSMELLS.COM'

You tell Irvine 'the fights already over'
Irvine tells you 'too bad'
Irvine tells you 'I just made 2 grand selling tickets'

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