<VeWtiFuL> yea but now i started a garden center out of my driveway
Trash vs Trash
POV: Dartavian
Log Rating: 2.4140
In the grand tradition of Mad Magazine's Spy vs Spy. We bring you Trash vs Trash!
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Elyana appears before you in a puff of smoke.
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eq
You are using:
<used as light> a brass lamp
<worn around neck> a necklace made of finger bones
<worn around neck> a bronze bottle
<worn on head> a heavy steel helm
<worn as shield> a white dragon scale shield
<used in primary hand> a black iron hammer
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st
You stand up.
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say hi
You say 'hi'
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l
A Small Sleeping Quarter
Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
(flying) Blunder W. Bush, Xusahclas Rebel is resting upon a featherbed.
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Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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Percy shouts 'Too bad Washington owns every other state in the union.'
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Blunder closes his prayerbook with a content look on his face.
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Blunder stands up.
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bash elyana
You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
522H 120V 11308303X 48C [Me:Perfect] [Elyana:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
Blunder utters some strange words.
522H 120V 11308303X 48C [Me:Perfect] [Elyana:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You crush Elyana hard.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana misses you with her whip.
512H 120V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
fle
fle
u
bash elyana
You crush Elyana extremely hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU extremely hard.
479H 120V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
Blunder walks over to the featherbed and sits down.
479H 120V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:Good] Mem:2 Exits:D> You flee head over heels.
The Tollhouse
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
479H 119V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?
479H 119V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> A Small Sleeping Quarter
(flying) Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is here, sitting on a comfortable bed.
(flying) Blunder W. Bush, Xusahclas Rebel is resting upon a featherbed.
479H 118V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:D> You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
479H 118V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:Good] Mem:2 Exits:D>
fle
fle
sneak
u
You crush Elyana very hard.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU very hard.
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Blunder says 'this looks exciting'
452H 118V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D>
bash elyana
You crush Elyana hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU hard.
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Kahlan shouts 'Lvl 19 Cleric, good aligned, seeking group for exp. gain. tell to me.'
434H 118V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D> You flee head over heels.
The Tollhouse
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
434H 117V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?
434H 117V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You begin moving quietly.
434H 117V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> A Small Sleeping Quarter
(flying) Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is here, sitting on a comfortable bed.
(flying) Blunder W. Bush, Xusahclas Rebel is resting upon a featherbed.
434H 116V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:D> You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
434H 116V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D>
fle
You crush Elyana.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU very hard.
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fle
Someone shouts 'washington state? hahah'
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sneak
u
Blunder glances at Elyana.
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Blunder stands up.
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You crush Elyana extremely hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU extremely hard.
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bash elyana
You flee head over heels.
The Tollhouse
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
382H 115V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?
382H 115V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You begin moving quietly.
382H 115V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> A Small Sleeping Quarter
Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Blunder W. Bush, Xusahclas Rebel is standing here. (flying)
382H 114V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:D> You try to bash Elyana, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.
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st
Blunder oohs and ahhs, as if he is really, really impressed.
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fle
fle
sneak
u
You crush Elyana hard.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
Elyana whips YOU hard.
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bash elyana
Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel ribs shatter as Elyana's force bolt slams into you.
That Really did HURT!
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Limper appears before Elyana in a puff of smoke.
228H 114V 11308303X 48C [Me:Bad] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D>
You miss Elyana and destroy an image instead.
228H 114V 11308303X 48C [Me:Bad] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D> You stand up.
228H 114V 11308303X 48C [Me:Bad] [Elyana:Fair] Mem:2 Exits:D> You flee head over heels.
The Tollhouse
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
228H 113V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?
228H 113V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> You begin moving quietly.
228H 113V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:NESWU> A Small Sleeping Quarter
Limper, Servant of Koi is standing here. (invisible)
Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is enveloped in flames.
Blunder W. Bush, Xusahclas Rebel is standing here. (flying)
228H 112V 11308303X 48C Mem:2 Exits:D> You try to bash Elyana, but you pass through her image and fall to the ground.
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Blunder walks over to the featherbed and sits down.
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You miss Elyana and destroy an image instead.
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Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
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say oh well
st
fle
fle
Blunder says 'now its 2v1!'
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sneak
You crush Elyana very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Elyana's flaming aura.
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Limper focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Limper slowly fades into existence.
You stagger as a magic missile from Limper hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Limper hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Limper hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Limper hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Limper hits you.
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rec recall
Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You stagger as a magic missile from Elyana hits you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Wimpy mode activated!
You can't seem to move yet!
69H 112V 11308303X 48C [Me:Awful] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:2 Exits:D> You say 'oh well'
69H 112V 11308303X 48C [Me:Awful] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:2 Exits:D> You stand up.
69H 112V 11308303X 48C [Me:Awful] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:2 Exits:D> PANIC! You couldn't escape!
69H 112V 11308303X 48C [Me:Awful] [Elyana:Bad] Mem:2 Exits:D> You flee head over heels.
The Tollhouse
A wooden sign on a pole directs travellers to their destinations.
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Someone focuses on you and utters some strange words.
You feel stronger.
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Kneer utters some strange words.
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Someone says 'got blur?'
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scan
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
A carrion crow scavenges in the rubble, looking for food.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.
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c 'blur' me
You can't remember how to cast that spell.
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w
Kneer arrives from the east.
Academy Square
Kneer the Male High Elf is standing here. (invisible)
A carrion crow scavenges in the rubble, looking for food.
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scan
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
Virga the Rainmaker eyes the sky carefully.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Orphan, Unwanted Shot Glass of R.u.M. is resting here.
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Darvinus the master mage is here, looking for students.
Looking south:
A gap between two burned out buildings opens onto a narrow path.
Limper, Servant of Koi is standing here. (invisible)
A gargoyle is standing here.
Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . appears duplicated.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
Ubex, Good Shepherd of the Dusty Road, smiles beautifully.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.
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Elyana flies in from the south.
A gargoyle arrives from the south.
Limper arrives from the south.
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Limper focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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bash elyana
You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
522H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Perfect] [Elyana:V.Good] Exits:NESW>
You miss Elyana with your crush.
You miss Elyana and destroy an image instead.
Elyana whips YOU very hard.
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Kneer focuses harshly on Elyana and utters some strange words.
Kneer slowly fades into existence.
Elyana cries out in pain as Kneer grabs her.
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Limper focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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fle
You flee head over heels.
Western Way
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fle
You're not fighting, why bother fleeing?
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n
Academy Square
Limper, Servant of Koi is standing here. (invisible)
A gargoyle is standing here.
Lady Elyana Lipetskaya, the Battle Banner of the Legacy Armies is sitting here. (flying)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Kneer the Male High Elf is standing here.
A carrion crow scavenges in the rubble, looking for food.
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bash elyana
You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
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Kneer focuses harshly on Elyana and utters some strange words.
Elyana cries out in pain as Kneer grabs her.
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Limper focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
522H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Perfect] [Elyana:Fair] Exits:NESW>
You crush Elyana hard.
You crush Elyana extremely hard.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
Elyana misses you with her whip.
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bash elyana
You try to bash Elyana, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.
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st
bash elyana
Kneer leaves north.
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You crush Elyana extremely hard.
You crush Elyana very hard.
Elyana whips YOU hard.
513H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
You miss Elyana with your crush.
Elyana whips YOU hard.
505H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You stand up.
505H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You try to bash Elyana, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.
505H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
Elyana stands up.
505H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:V.Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
Elyana focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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st
Kneer tells your group 'what she at?'
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Limper utters some strange words.
Limper's hands issue a spray of color!
Limper slowly fades into existence.
You are caught in a spray of shimmering red!
You are caught in a spray of shimmering red!
A gargoyle is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
A gargoyle seems weaker.
A spray of red rips a carrion crow into tiny crimson shreds.
A carrion crow is dead! R.I.P.
get all.coins corpse
get coins
exa corpse
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The death cry of a carrion crow echoes from somewhere nearby...
445H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
A gargoyle claws Limper very hard.
Limper pierces YOU very hard.
You miss Elyana with your crush.
You crush Elyana.
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st
A gargoyle tries to sweep Limper's legs, but misses badly.
Elyana utters some strange words.
431H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
gt harm them
st
bash elyana
A gargoyle claws Limper extremely hard.
Limper pierces YOU extremely hard.
You crush Elyana hard.
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Limper utters some strange words.
Limper's hands issue a spray of color!
You are caught in a spray of shimmering red!
A gargoyle is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You stand up.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
You don't see what you are looking for here.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a steel coin
You are already standing.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'harm them'
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You are already standing.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW> You crash into Elyana in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
A gargoyle delivers a quick snap kick to Limper. Limper staggers and tries to recover.
A gargoyle claws Limper very hard.
You crush Elyana very hard.
You crush Elyana extremely hard.
Elyana misses you with her whip.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Elyana:Awful] Exits:NESW>
Limper stops using an ancient sphere.
Limper grabs a scroll of recall.
Limper recites a scroll of recall.
Elyana disappears.
You direct your attention to Limper.
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st
You are already standing.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Good] Exits:NESW>
bash elyana
You couldn't find what you were looking for.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Good] Exits:NESW>
bash
You crash into Limper in a bone crunching bash, sending it sprawling to the ground.
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You crush Limper extremely hard.
You crush Limper extremely hard.
A gargoyle massacres Limper with its claw.
Limper misses you with its pierce.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Bad] Exits:NESW>
gt COME
A gargoyle delivers a quick snap kick to Limper. Limper staggers and tries to recover.
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st
Kneer tells you 'i have no more'
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Bad] Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'COME'
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Bad] Exits:NESW> You are already standing.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Bad] Exits:NESW>
You crush Limper extremely hard.
You crush Limper extremely hard.
A gargoyle massacres Limper with its claw.
Limper misses you with its pierce.
393H 119V 11308303X 48C [Me:Good] [Limper:Awful] Exits:NESW>
bash
You crash into Limper in a bone crunching bash, sending it sprawling to the ground.
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g all corpse
A gargoyle spins and tries to kick Limper, but Limper dodges out of the way.
You crush Limper very hard.
You crush Limper extremely hard.
Limper is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A gargoyle obliterates Limper with its claw.
You receive 0 experience.
Limper is dead! R.I.P.
get all.coins corpse
get coins
exa corpse
The death cry of Limper echoes from somewhere nearby...
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wave limper
g all corpse
t elyana i win
You get a bone handled knife from the corpse of Limper.
You get a ghostly shroud from the corpse of Limper.
You get the Queen's diamond wedding ring from the corpse of Limper.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Limper.
There were 7051 coins.
You get cured ape sinew from the corpse of Limper.
You get an ancient sphere from the corpse of Limper.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Limper.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Limper.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Limper.
You get fine silver thread from the corpse of Limper.
You get the scythe of autumn from the corpse of Limper.
You get a small wooden chest from the corpse of Limper.
393H 119V 11308303X 7099C Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
393H 119V 11308303X 7099C Exits:NESW> You don't see what you are looking for here.
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
393H 119V 11308303X 7099C Exits:NESW> They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
393H 119V 11308303X 7099C Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
You tell Elyana 'i win'
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Kneer arrives from the north.
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e
Kneer arrives from the west.
Academy of Ars Arcana
A single steel coin lies here.
An orrery is mounted on a stand here.
Kneer the Male High Elf is standing here.
Darvinus the master mage is here, looking for students.
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Elyana appears before Darvinus the Master Mage in a puff of smoke.
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